It's good luck if it rains on your wedding day.
You've got to take something positive out of your 'special day' if you have no sunny photos, a wet dress and damp guests.
Girl sperm is stronger than boy sperm.
Don't feel bad that your family surname may not make it through the next generation, at least your taddies are strong swimmers.
The fact that my second child is a girl in no way enters into this. You never know, she might become a Thoroughly Modern Woman and keep her own surname.
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