And these select Christians think of themselves as forgiving and understanding?
Link.
I pity them. I really do. Perhaps its an unfortunate case of 'all tarred with the same brush', but you cant be a creationist and not a Christian. Although, you can be a Christian without being a creationist. Try it sometime.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Sydney's NYE Celebrations
The City of Sydney have announced that the theme for this year's New Year's Eve celebrations is Creation.
In a note to other groups, the City said:
Weightlifters - the theme is not Creatine. Don't break out the plastic spoons and milkshakes just yet
Christians - the theme is not Creationism. Do not expect Dinosaurs to magically appear from some unseen force only to vanish equally as fast, nor should you expect anyone to believe your story.
Darwinists - the theme is not opposed to you specifically. We're not all that stupid.
Literary persons - we are not having a live reading Gore Vidal's novel, Creation.
Iodine deficients - the theme is not Cretinism. Don't feel victimised.
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In a note to other groups, the City said:
Weightlifters - the theme is not Creatine. Don't break out the plastic spoons and milkshakes just yet
Christians - the theme is not Creationism. Do not expect Dinosaurs to magically appear from some unseen force only to vanish equally as fast, nor should you expect anyone to believe your story.
Darwinists - the theme is not opposed to you specifically. We're not all that stupid.
Literary persons - we are not having a live reading Gore Vidal's novel, Creation.
Iodine deficients - the theme is not Cretinism. Don't feel victimised.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
What is it with Christians?
What part of scientific fact can you dispute by looking at a book that may or may not have been written owing to the influence of one man several thousand years ago?
Now a group called Answers in Genesis in the US, where this Creationism furphy seems to be rife, have opened the Creation Museum in Kentucky.
Some quotes from the article (smh.com.au, May 28, 2007):
"Here exhibits show that the Grand Canyon took just days to form during Noah's flood, dinosaurs co-existed with humans and had a place on Noah's Ark, and Cain married his sister to people the earth, among other Biblical wonders."
Cain married his sister? I thought there was Cain, Abel...and thats it! The human line ENDS THERE! Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel. Did they write a sister in later to revive the plot? Perhaps I didn't read my Bible close enough. Or far enough. I do have one, I should get it out.
"A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years."
Where did they take this poll? At a Fundamentalist Christian Conference next to an American Scientists Convention? Can carbon dating be so inaccurate? God sure didn't create INTELLIGENT people, cause we'd realise that we're ruining the world through overpopulation and overuse.
"Three of 10 Republican presidential candidates said in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution."
Help. These people want you to vote for them to let them run your country?
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Now a group called Answers in Genesis in the US, where this Creationism furphy seems to be rife, have opened the Creation Museum in Kentucky.
Some quotes from the article (smh.com.au, May 28, 2007):
"Here exhibits show that the Grand Canyon took just days to form during Noah's flood, dinosaurs co-existed with humans and had a place on Noah's Ark, and Cain married his sister to people the earth, among other Biblical wonders."
Cain married his sister? I thought there was Cain, Abel...and thats it! The human line ENDS THERE! Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel. Did they write a sister in later to revive the plot? Perhaps I didn't read my Bible close enough. Or far enough. I do have one, I should get it out.
"A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years."
Where did they take this poll? At a Fundamentalist Christian Conference next to an American Scientists Convention? Can carbon dating be so inaccurate? God sure didn't create INTELLIGENT people, cause we'd realise that we're ruining the world through overpopulation and overuse.
"Three of 10 Republican presidential candidates said in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution."
Help. These people want you to vote for them to let them run your country?
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Friday, January 19, 2007
Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition
Oh, how I enjoy nutbags like this:
TimeCube
The internet opens up the forum for anyone to espouse their views, however narrow-minded, egotistical, incorrect, or just downright loopy they may be. This page takes some wading through, but contains several 'gems' of thought and claim that will make you laugh out loud.
Consipracy theorists are much in the same vein, and I'll collect a few of my favourites and post them up soon for your enlightenment.
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TimeCube
The internet opens up the forum for anyone to espouse their views, however narrow-minded, egotistical, incorrect, or just downright loopy they may be. This page takes some wading through, but contains several 'gems' of thought and claim that will make you laugh out loud.
Consipracy theorists are much in the same vein, and I'll collect a few of my favourites and post them up soon for your enlightenment.
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